Never, in the whole of human history, has a person failed so utterly, totally and completely.
I have created a monster that is slowly consuming me.
I am doomed.....
Not to mention a bit of a c*nt....
TONIGHT'S MOOD: Doomed.
SOUNDTRACK: The Teardrop Explodes - 'Treason (it's just a story)'
Some dodgy 80's dancing, but what a great song...
FOOTNOTE: Be careful what you wish for.
The Doomed Groover