Sunday, 1 March 2009


You Are Chopsticks

People see you as exotic, unusual, and even a bit intimidating.

You are a difficult person to figure out.

In truth, you try to live a very simple life.

But most people are too frenzied to recognize the beauty of your simplicity.

Hmmm.....interesting....quite accurate in some ways too, now that I think about it.

I've often wondered how the people who built the Great Wall and invented countless invaluable invention-type-things managed to come to the conclusion that it was a good idea to eat a staple diet of rice with a couple of f*cking sticks!!

TONIGHT'S MOOD: Grateful for the wonder that is 'Cutlery'.

SOUNDTRACK: David Bowie - 'Watch That Man'

He talks like a jerk, but he could eat you with a fork and spoon.....but he'd be bolloxed with a pair of chopsticks, I'd wager!!!

FOOTNOTE: They eat so bloody fast too! A case of having to, before it falls off the chopsticks, I guess?

The Exotic and Intimidating Groover (yeah, whatever...LOL!!!)


  1. I am a knife. Think our personalities would clash? lol. Hugs.

  2. They were anticipating the invention of the piano, methinks.

  3. Greetings fellow chopstiker! (?)
    I normally just get told I am a bit strange as opposed to exotic, unusual, and even a bit intimidating. But you are right, it does fit me pretty well too.

  4. I am but a lowly spork. I am in no way exotic or intimidating apparently.

  5. I am also a boring but practical knife. At least chopsticks are slightly exotic...

  6. I am also a very thin pair of drum sticks- otherwise known as chop stocks. I can live with that.

  7. I am a knife. What a shock

    "You are precise, determined, and detail oriented.
    You mean what you say, and you say what you mean.

    You enjoy taking risks and living on the edge.
    You are a controversial person. You opinions tend to be divisive"


  8. Interesting that we are both chopsticks.