You Are Chopsticks
People see you as exotic, unusual, and even a bit intimidating.
You are a difficult person to figure out.
In truth, you try to live a very simple life.
But most people are too frenzied to recognize the beauty of your simplicity.
Hmmm.....interesting....quite accurate in some ways too, now that I think about it.
I've often wondered how the people who built the Great Wall and invented countless invaluable invention-type-things managed to come to the conclusion that it was a good idea to eat a staple diet of rice with a couple of f*cking sticks!!
TONIGHT'S MOOD: Grateful for the wonder that is 'Cutlery'.
SOUNDTRACK: David Bowie - 'Watch That Man'
He talks like a jerk, but he could eat you with a fork and spoon.....but he'd be bolloxed with a pair of chopsticks, I'd wager!!!
FOOTNOTE: They eat so bloody fast too! A case of having to, before it falls off the chopsticks, I guess?
The Exotic and Intimidating Groover (yeah, whatever...LOL!!!)