You Are Chopsticks |
 People see you as exotic, unusual, and even a bit intimidating. You are a difficult person to figure out. In truth, you try to live a very simple life. But most people are too frenzied to recognize the beauty of your simplicity. |
Hmmm.....interesting....quite accurate in some ways too, now that I think about it.
I've often wondered how the people who built the Great Wall and invented countless invaluable invention-type-things managed to come to the conclusion that it was a good idea to eat a staple diet of rice with a couple of f*cking sticks!!
TONIGHT'S MOOD: Grateful for the wonder that is 'Cutlery'.
SOUNDTRACK: David Bowie - 'Watch That Man'
He talks like a jerk, but he could eat you with a fork and spoon.....but he'd be bolloxed with a pair of chopsticks, I'd wager!!!
FOOTNOTE: They eat so bloody fast too! A case of having to, before it falls off the chopsticks, I guess?
The Exotic and Intimidating Groover (yeah, whatever...LOL!!!)
I am a knife. Think our personalities would clash? lol. Hugs.
ReplyDeleteThey were anticipating the invention of the piano, methinks.
ReplyDeleteGreetings fellow chopstiker! (?)
ReplyDeleteI normally just get told I am a bit strange as opposed to exotic, unusual, and even a bit intimidating. But you are right, it does fit me pretty well too.
I am but a lowly spork. I am in no way exotic or intimidating apparently.
ReplyDeleteI am also a boring but practical knife. At least chopsticks are slightly exotic...
ReplyDeleteI am also a very thin pair of drum sticks- otherwise known as chop stocks. I can live with that.
ReplyDeleteI am a knife. What a shock
ReplyDelete"You are precise, determined, and detail oriented.
You mean what you say, and you say what you mean.
You enjoy taking risks and living on the edge.
You are a controversial person. You opinions tend to be divisive"
~Bree
Interesting that we are both chopsticks.
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